Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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13ky13 20
Damn mailmen...
herpderpherpderp 13
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Comments (164)
sweetbabysweet93 10
Have him get a DNA test. That sucks though. Congrats on the baby!
Merridew 8
DNA test is expensive. What if she doesn't have enough money to do it? :(
Ariana386 3
Then call Maury
Jessj958 19
I live in Florida and I know that the state will give them a free paternity test if OP applies for child support. A friend of mine got pregnant, wasn't sure who the father was so she applied for child support. She told them the baby could belong to 2 different men, so they asked which one she wanted tested 1st.
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming you can't apply for child support when you're MARRIED TO THE FATHER. But then again, I'm no lawyer.
woiz 11
send them to Dr Phil
Isoldael 27
Actually, paternity tests come pretty cheap, I've seen them go for as little as $15,-.
happylawyer 16
When the parents are married, but separated, the custodian one could request child support if the other one is not providing it. Also, in a much difficult and rare situation, when parents are still together, if it can be demostrated that on of the parents is not providing for the support of the child, and has the resourses to do so, a child support could be determined.
Ariana386 3
U only got 1/2 of that right... In Florida, the woman can ask for support, n the man can deny it n then get a paternity test. The part u didn't put out there is....when the man tests n the Big yellow envelope comes back with: "u ARE the father", the new daddy also finds the BILL for the test in that envelope. To the tune of nearly $1200.
lorraineald 7
I'm sure that a DNA test would be cheaper than a divorce.
ohcheriecherie 20
Who knows if you're married to the father if the guy you're married to got a vasectomy though... There's doubt and that's the whole point.,,.
kezziemonster 2
If they can pay for a vasectomy I'm sure they can pay for a paternity test
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
Those were some dedicated little sperm to make it through. Lol You should show your husband that vasectomies can, and do, fail sometimes. Then hopefully after he calms down he will listen.
Master0fTheDark 13
How far along is OP pregnant? summer was less than 9 months ago.
DanielleinDC 34
If she just found out, it must be pretty recent--like after her husband got the surgery. Have a DNA test done. Vasectomies can and do fail. Then call the Vatican once a new pope is installed.
misslifeguard 7
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
fml121785 14
You should just stop commenting on this FML, you're just making yourself sound more and more ignorant. First the "abortion is wrong" comment and now this?
hunny797 5
Wat was the moderated comment
BrandiLush 31
It's Maury that does the paternity tests people!
SerpentBoy 8
I can understand him being briefly upset, but not getting checked is just idiotic. He should have enough trust in you to atleast want to get checked.. Congrats and good luck OP.
Fmylab 8
Another sperm count won't help. Even if it's negative, it doesn't mean he's completely sterile. Only DNA will give a scientific solution to this couple. In the meantime, faith and love will work just fine.
CelticMarine 3
You're supposed to use birth control for 6 months after the procedure trouble clean out all the live sperm that are still in the system. As long as it isn't for legal reasons/court, you can get a simple DNA test for a couple hundred dollars.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
This happens sometimes. Tell him the story about Joseph and Mary.
NickACD 27
Christianity: one woman's lie about an affair that went way too far.
Fmylab 8
OP: He consented to this pregnancy when he didn't follow the protocol, and he should be reminded of that. You took your chances too, because you knew he hadn't done it right. But even if he had tested twice and been sperm-free, this could have happened anyway. If he's a good father and husband, give him the certainty of a paternity test. Hopefully this problem ends with a blessing you'll both cherish.
sexipapi25 16
go see your ob/gyn and ask for a amniocentesis
cjhons 16
Pretty sure that would be the most invasive and dangerous way to prove it...
Raykyogrou03 12
Pretty sure you don't even know what that is.