Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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13ky13 20
Damn mailmen...
herpderpherpderp 13
blame it on the dog.
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MiloBear 11
My aunt and uncle decided they didn't want kids so he had a vasectomy. Went to all the tests, was cleared and she got pregnant a few months later. With twins. My other aunt was dating a man who was infertile. In his previous marriage he had adopted three kids because of the infertility. Then lo and behold she got pregnant and they had to race to the altar; my cousin was born eleven days after their wedding. These things happen.
burningpassion69 6
Can't blame him
S182 15
Yes you can. Vasectomies can fail, and also you gotta make sure you clear the pipes after its done. They failed to follow instructions it would seem. I say they, because as husband/wife, this sorta thing affects both of them and are both of their responsibilities.
outoftown 27
Best of luck, OP, with whatever decisions YOU think will be best for your family. Sorry your husband seems too dumb and selfish to be of much help.
dleonard 5
My dad had a vasectomy and there are 3 of us after he procedure .. It can happen
SoultheWolf 19
One of my uncles had a vasectomy and they still had another child afterwards... It's not fool proof. If he still doesn't believe, then have a blood test to prove it when the child is born.
jazzmancarron 11
get a court order for a paternity test, or just do one yourself.
BellaMarta 19
Shove a DNA test in his face
wvcheesehead1 9
Use the Mary excuse and say you are carrying the son of God... lots of people fell for that.
jericho101 14
Must be the aliens...
onorexveritas 24
well I believe his "junk" is mal-spunk-tioned