Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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13ky13 20
Damn mailmen...
herpderpherpderp 13
blame it on the dog.
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Chel2010 10
My boyfriend and I were convinced that he couldn't have kids because he was pretty much shooting nothing, (sorry tmi), he was gonna get tested to make sure he could have kids as soon as we had insurance, and Lo and behold I am currently 10 weeks pregnant :). Unexpected pregnancies happen, and the statistics on vasectomies will show that you have to keep testing every so often to make sure that its still working. Hoping for the best OP!
Chel2010 10
74-thank you! My first appointment is Wednesday, I'm a little nervous but excited :)
fmlforreal92 8
you better of not, that'd be ****** up.
marcranger 29
WTF is with all the congratulations? The wording and the fact that this is on FML to begin with are pretty strong indicators that OP doesn't want another child. I'd say a "good luck" is way more appropriate, since OP now has a tough decision to make (and OP, don't let anyone pressure you either way. It's YOUR call), and whether she keeps it or not, her husband's still a moron. FYL for sure.
outoftown 27
56 - Agreed. This is like congratulating someone for a house fire. Don't see why so many people think unwanted babies are always a good thing, and are thumbing 56 down.
7yzz 18
I agree!! Its like they're all implying that she shouldnt have an abortion lol. "Oh, we've said congratulations, now she'll be more inclined to keep it! I'm a Republican! :D " :l OP obviously doesnt want this baby, so she will most likely get an abortion, after all she got her husband a vasectomy, implying that they want to have sex without having any kids, so why would she want to go through a massive process that would leave ****** alot worse for wear, when they DONT want another child. Simple..
MNBOY16 15
I had one as well. I would go and get myself checked, if I was sterile it would be an express ticket to D-town
kendallw13 15
I was that baby for my parents... trust me, it's very possible.
Master0fTheDark 13
You can name the child Experience!
Rainbow35 6
Go on Maury and get a paternity test. Or just get one without going on TV, but I'm sure it would be fun to prove your husband wrong publicly...
woiz 11
DNA test babe DNA test !!!"
listicka 5
You really got smart husband. I guess you will have to spend money on DNA test to prove him wrong.
dangousity 21
Comfort, .... Someone smarter would love to take care of his kids for him.