Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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13ky13 20
Damn mailmen...
herpderpherpderp 13
blame it on the dog.
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Comments (164)
fistsofham 1
Explain he has super sperm that no man can neutralize.
stoych 19
This is EXACTLY why they tell you to not have unprotected sex before you have had TWO clear results. My husband had his snip in Nov after our 3rd baby in May, I'm certainly not taking the chance. It's 50/50 in my book, she's as responsible as he is for ensuring contraception was used. (unless he lied about having had a 2nd negative result, in that case, it's a whole different story....)
hgarza93 3
Must of watched 3D ****. (Google the article)
mphottinger 2
I know a guy that was born after his mother had her tubes tied, and his father had a vasectomy. Miracles happen:)
erincm87 0
My parents went through this (my dad had gone running 3days after his vasectomy and ripped it back open) needless to say they had their 5th child together and after they divorced he had a 6th child with his new wife... Call his dr to confirm that he could have re-opened it.
erincm87 0
My parents went thru this (my dad went running a few days after the vasectomy), needless to as they now have a 5th child and once they divorced he had a 6th with his new wife. Call his dr and have him call him.
BriTisHBirD 11
Didn't he listen when he was preparing for the vasectomy? Sometimes they don' take.
harshallmeim69 9
YDI for saying spunk
JustShootMeFML 32
Good luck in this situation OP. Sorry about your husband. Hopefully he will come around soon to either the child or to his faulty surgery. I would say congratulations about the baby, but the wording in the post and the fact he had the surgery doesn't scream 'happy about a baby,' so I'm sticking to good luck.
downlowjigelow02 11
maybe it was immaculate ooh wait Mary already used that excuse