Intimacy: Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex,...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 14:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

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Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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bebe391 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:08

LMFAO

mzmiff132 1

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

hopefully u slapped him for that lol that's mad nasty

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lovemycowboys 3

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

that's just nasty! ewww!

Kockdiesel 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:47

this is amazing. if I still wore condoms i'd smack my wife with it.

s_landholm 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:52

SICK!!!

Austinhaskins 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:13

omfg that was too funny. you're ******* stupidddd but thank you, you made my day!

buttshapedfruit 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:32

Lmfao!!!!!! hahahahaha pwned!!

sexyblonde78 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:52

Why does she deserve it for wearing a condom

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:14

epic :D

bordercolliemom 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:19

at least he wore a condom I hope you threw the sob out and posted his lack of skill everywhere

mkd0713 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:30

lol!!!!!

GinandJenkem 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:36

Condom hazing!

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