tspence
Genoa, United States
Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Zora
Bergen, Norway
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
TraumatizedMother
United States
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
anon
United States
Straight to jail
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
My favorite letter is L
Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
BadMom
No more bring your kids to work days
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
amiliaroberts123
Raphine, United States
Competitive
Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML
bcoper
Luzern, Switzerland
Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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DommeAshlee 11
I do that with my nephew all the time. Little shit likes to cheat at everything.
KittenQuinn 6
Those little suckers are competitive!!
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luminos_ 9
The fact that your age isn't mentioned in this FML adds a bit of mystery. You could be 47 or you could be 22, who knows?
grlygrl93 14
I feel you OP, it's very easy to get into an argument with a kid.
RedPillSucks 33
Challenge him to some COD II and own his little 6yrold ass. Unless he's that "powndurass" kid that keeps shooting me. 6yr olds can be mean *sucks thumbs*
Royal_Blue 4
Little kids cheat at tag all the time.
savvysomething 5
Is that when you realized you had reached a new low?
Kathryndawn 3
I understand. Especially if it was a child who always has to be right. Those munchkins seem to know just how to piss us off.
ImmaEatYouXx 10
My cousin's 4 and he scares me... Turns out the "he started it" excuse doesn't work when you're arguing with someone who hasn't even finished preschool.
writchey 3
Yep have been in that boat before
Locoluis 15
The game of Tag is Serious Business.
taybay23 13
Who won?