Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML
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Top comments
emmama19 15
Testing to check they're not poisonous before you eat with them.
singer0421 32
Sister used Lick. It's super disgusting!
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Comments (64)
LifeMyFuck12345 2
You cant fix stupid
Nuclear101 4
Put spice extract on the back and watch her choke.
kialuvsyoo 3
More like FHL!
Cloudshaper 5
Why would anyone do that? Gaaaah.
rixal 3
oh das nasty