Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Those who try the hardest to convince social media of their happiness are usually actually the opposite. I'm sorry your father is going about it all wrong, though :/ hopefully him and your mom split up and it gives her a chance to find someone who won't cheat.
SherbetGlitter 26
Awkward, I hope you don't have to be the one to tell your Mom OP :/
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Comments (45)
khadishja 12
thats so awkward
wanted_2_want 40
No no no no. You got it all wrong OP. Your dad is looking for a girlfriend for YOU!!! LMFAO Sorry OP!
RogueWarrior869 23
For clarity, did you find his profile on one of those websites or see him actually using the site?
nonamebranding 12
It's better she knows the truth so she can have a fair chance at a life with someone who isn't lying to her face everytime they say they love her.
xTommytheGUNx 15
talk to your dad about it.
ohsopathetic 3
There is always the possibility that they are swingers, or Polyamorous or have an open relationship.... there are plenty of relationships that involve seeing different people and are still "happily" making it along.
lovely234_fml 16
I mean, obviously something was up, otherwise you probably wouldn't be on a dating site seeking out much older men. You don't get daddy issues from happily married, well-rounded parents.
Grand_Genie 14
Can't wait to see ur mom's reaction lol
Lobat_Wang 3
This is actually my parents, except they're divorced. Disgusting nonetheless
lifehasitsperks 6
You NEED TO TELL HER. Please. I've been cheated on when in an LTR and it possibly the worst situation a person can endure besides a painful death.