Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML
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Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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BigSmiles7 0
At least the car didn't hit anyone on the way down
ctFIRE216 0
an act of god is what insurance companies refer to when it's natures fault, like a tree branch falling on your car, deer running into your car, etc.
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Comments (48)
arielradonski 0
ha ice slippery hill? that just doesn't sound like a good situation
DuhthatsObvious 0
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Sirin_fml 46
WHAM.
lickmyjock 0
you liked that didn't you?
andruha1123 5
I'm just making sure, but you are a girl, right?
javakrypt 0
Common sense, you needs it.
redneck907 0
all I have to say is du u dumb azz it's f ing ice!!
Punkpoptart1119 20
#27: Can yo
ctFIRE216 0
that sucks, this has happened to the ambulances at work a few times, it just happens, it should be a non-at fault accident and ruled as an act of god, good luck with your boss though.
allyj 0
An act of God? Come on, let's not blame the forces of nature on an imaginary person. In all seriousness, if God was real, etc etc what the church says, etc, I seriously doubt he would give a shit about this person and make the roads icy and cause this to happen. Things happen without His helps or influence.
allie2590 31
No, it does not just happen, and you can't call it an act of god. Things like this happen because people don't think ahead.
mzhonesty 0
Icy should have told you to park it somewhere else.
ozymandias_fml 0
Ice does not work that way. Ice makes it hard to stop -- not start on it's own. At night. When it is *COLDER* than day.
awesomeamandas 37
I see someone failed at learning common sense.
mjtm_fml 0
Apparently...
stormin972 0
Theres a great little invention called a parking brake. Yes it will work on snow and ice.