Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS, my iPod and my digital camera. While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos for insurance purposes. Then she remembered my camera had been stolen. She actually started laughing. FML
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Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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asstonefire 0
selling Gps Ipod and new digital camera!! cheap
0____o 0
It sucks that your stuff was stolen, but I can't really blame her for laughing =P
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Comments (94)
sumxo 0
hahahahah thats funny but cops are dicks!!!
Ellodie_fml 0
who the hell leave their ipod and camera in the car?!
surescope 0
cop fail
jerilynski 9
I'd laugh too. it sucks!, and yeah too soon, but she made a mistake so she's probaby laughing at herself =/
aRm95 0
what a jerk
kbn 0
sucks tht ur stuff was stolen but the police thing is funny... no big deal
ASHLEYbcddd 0
Oh wow. :o
jcdiva7 0
What a mean cop
Sharnaaaaa 0
although it's mean, I still find it quite funny. atleast the officer doesn't take everything to seriously
SkyCloudie 7
I have a question!! Why did you keep all those valuable stuff in your car? O.o?