Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS, my iPod and my digital camera. While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos for insurance purposes. Then she remembered my camera had been stolen. She actually started laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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asstonefire 0
selling Gps Ipod and new digital camera!! cheap
0____o 0
It sucks that your stuff was stolen, but I can't really blame her for laughing =P
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Comments (94)
LOL_TASTIC 0
this is a stupid FML.
mehwhateverr 0
I don't get it. They want you to take a picture of things that are... already gone?
jet_fml 0
I actually don't think the cop is being a bitch or anything. It's kind of funny. Not that it got stolen, but that she forgot, etc. You're taking this way too seriously.
alyjane 0
Use your phone.
catherinee_ 0
that really sucks. one time, i was at the mall with some friends, and the kid who drove the car totally left the driver's door wide open for an entire hour while we were in the mall. thankfully, nothing had been stolen, but my cousin's gps was sitting right in the glove compartment. so i wouldn't say YDI for leaving valuables in the car, because sometimes you have to. You should be able to do that without your car getting broken in to. But if they were out in the open, then it is your fault. other than that, fyl.
whymecrap 0
anyone who says YDI for leaving the stuff in your car is a jerk. That's like blaming someone for having nice stuff when their house gets broken into. If your stuff is out of sight, how could it be your fault? My car just got broken into and everything got stolen. The door handle was pried off the door, the dashboard was destroyed, and all of my "non-stealable" stuff was thrown around the inside and outside of the car. No one deserves that. Especially someone who can't afford new stuff. Screw you guys for saying that.
Vertoule 7
That's an asinine comparison. No one but the trolls are blaming her for having nice stuff. They're blaming her for being an idiot and leaving stuff in her car. A car is a lot less secure than a house. Would you leave a surround sound stereo system in a car unattended? Would you leave your wallet on the dashboard unattended? No? Why? Because it might get snatched, that's why! Yet you do just that in a house. Hell, I've never heard of anyone stealing a house before... But there sure are a ton of car thefts. Use some bloody logic before replying.
Reena03 0
wow, #55 got nothing to say about that, but still its stupid for leaving something valuable in a car, that can be easily rob, when your out of site
Vertoule 7
FYL for getting laughed at, that's really not professional. But YDI for leaving shit in the car.
XOfiestypixie 0
To people saying it's her fault because she left her stuff in plain view, it might not have been. The robbers could've been after her car radio, airbags, or whatever, but decided to check the glove box or whatever first, and found her valuables. Or if they were after the spare tire in the trunk, her stuff could have been in there, and when the robbers saw the electronics, they took those instead. Her stuff could've easily been in plain view as well, I'm just pointing out that robbers like to take a lot of random things. When my dad's work didn't have well a secured parking lot, people would have their cars robbed of radios, airbags, hubcaps, anything (mind you, my dad works in a bit of a sketchy area...).
SMDBEEZY 0
F DA PO