Love: Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that...

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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Same thing different taste

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 11:00

Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

and you believed that?

BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

Riiiiiiiight

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woahcomments 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:05

you really believed him? wow.

oogyboogy 6

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:05

hes not gay just.... really... ... weird

Trinity22 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:05

The same thing happened to me, I think my sister put it in my laundry since she does not like my wife.

Azaseth 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:06

why do people click: you totally deserved it? i dont get it...

Dmaster22 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:10

trollz/ppl that think(KNOW) hes probably cheating on the op but op don't know it cuz of that awesome but making him seem gay coverup lol

Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:06

yeah right.... he's cheating on you

toodles54321 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:09

Where is the love?

caancoha 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:11

Unless he was wearing a pair when she confronted him, and showed her.

YoStephy123 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:13

He's lying or you've got a cross dresser on your hands Either way, that kinda sucks

SaloMoney 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:16

LMAO your boy's a player.

haishawna 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:19

LOL :-)

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Same thing different taste

Kinda sus, dude

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