Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
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Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
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Sue21 0
*shudder*
tedo_fml 0
haha this is my fml XD and im not a wimp just for not liking the fact that im eating a worm. those things are pretty nast : / and theres a reason i bought corn flakes, its cuz i wanted corn flakes, not worms :P
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Comments (62)
tedo_fml 0
no im from alberta lmao i just wanted some cereal for breakfast, and then i was chowing down and when i was about half way done i seen something that wasnt a cornflake. it was the worm and all i could think about was what if there was more than one, so i threw up. all over the hardwood floor lmao i was so close to the bathroom : /
YtotsDI 0
www a canadian eeeewwwwwww me too lol
RVP23 0
yeah that's pretty gross, but really they're just protein. Lots of cultures still use insects as main nutrient resources.
snake_Girl85 0
Not that big of a deal... Mealworms are a lean source of protein... Actually very healthy. I've eaten live mealworms, roasted mealworms, even made mealworm brownies and mealworm fudge... They taste kind of nutty, and are pretty darn good. Granted, finding one where you didn't expect would be a bit of a shock, but people need to get over this taboo about bug-eating... Most cultures actually engage in eating insects to some extent.
ellemk 0
daaang.
ashleynonymous 0
I knowingly ate mealworm cookies once. They were pretty good. I would do it again.
Howdyplz 2
=w=; Threw up? C'mon, mealworms are 100% totally edible. They're actually quite good. A mean, I can understand being grossed out, but throwing up? You must have one weak stomach.... I've eaten mould before by accident, and I just spit it out, brushed my teeth and moved on after a bit of swearing....
tedo_fml 0
meh whatever lol it happened :P
BunnyDrastic 0
Oh **** HAHAHA!
xxkittykatkaixx 0
ew.. tht is absolutely disgusting... bleh... fyl..
xxsweet_angelxx9 0
This is my fav. I prolly would have done the same thing, I know everyone says its protein, but a bug is a bug. Flyin Vegan, you are hilarious!