By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis 5 4 5 70 Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML I agree, your life sucks 594 You deserved it 49 Tweet Share
By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada 0 3 0 90 Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 070 You deserved it 38 739 Tweet Share