Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and tracked down the owner through social media. They thanked me, met me to pick it up, opened it, and immediately asked where the $20 bill had gone. There had never been a $20 bill. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Bunch of little *****. If you pushed/fought back you would've gotten in trouble for hitting a minor. FML indeed.
ncsMcLaren77 12
Lesson Learned, either know when to pull or use a smaller bill. Why wouldn't you use a single?
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Comments (74)
Hiktmae 20
How old were they though? If you knew it was a prank and decided to take the money anyway that doesn't sound very kind if they were little and innocently out the prank together. Lol but I guess they aren't that innocent if they decided to punch you in the balls
babykakes96 4
hmmmm... I wonder... was getting punched in the balls worth 20 $ ? I really want to know lol.
HannibalL3cter 5
Couldn't think of a more deserved fml
Hiktmae 20
Exactly! I lot of people are saying he doesn't deserve it but seriously the kids who did the prank must have been pretty young to want to try that prank, they probably didn't know better and it would be upsetting in their eyes if someone just took their money and made fun of their attempt at their prank.
brand125 17
who cares, 43? doesnt matter if theyre young, its a life lession then and they will learn to not be little punks and flash $20 bills around strangers. what if op was a robber and harmed the kids? so its totally the kids fault because they should learn to not behave like that, they could have gotten themselves hurt.
brand125 17
and you honestly care if they got their FEELINGS got hurt from pranking another person? they were the ones messing with people. you would be the terrible parent letting them act like that, theres a lot of desperate people who would swipe the money right out of their hands of they saw a flashing $20, so its not exceptable
rocker_chick23 27
#43: They tried pranking someone, they are old enough to know better. The kids are probably 8 or 9. They know better at that age.
batman0231369 1
LOL
penguin_bitchez 15
Stupid pricks. fyl
dragonrider1959 18
They shouldn't have tried such an immature prank
ztress 10
kick their asses
pG_ep1c 14
Pull out game weak Hope they learned there lesson
Niedermayer_20 12
Greedy. Leave the money alone next time!
rocker_chick23 27
This is a learning monent for the brats. Don't prank people, it often backfires on you.
dammmnnnn 6
Did you keep the $20?