Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Teenage riot
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Evil will always win
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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ItsTehNinjaBish 1
Fyl, that's school systems for you, next time you know to let your fists do the talking
darwinism 30
Bullies are the real cowards. Thumbs up to you for standing up for yourself!
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Comments (194)
fantasyworld 39
The victim always seems to get punished.
SailorSolaris 43
I did the same thing, actually. My bully called me a bitch and I replied "You know, if being a bitch means being who I really am, thanks for the compliment." Everyone who was there laughed at him, including the principal and vice principal! I schooled the school bully! Stand up for yourself and know that you did the right thing!
azzazel_fml 2
this happened to me too. this girl at my elementary school bullied me for 3 years and tried to steal my best friend, then one day i had had enough and fought back with words and then she started crying and i got told off by the teacher. then the teacher went on to insult me and said "i hope u have no friends". wtf fml.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
At least you now have a reason to laugh at him and make his life a living hell now.
dreadlocmask 15
Good work
Someone1111 22
It doesn't matter that you got a detention. This detention will only last a few moments compared to how long this bully will remember not to mess with you anymore. Good job, OP
Jaidens_anguish 3
That's exactly what happened to me. (>~<)
Banana49 12
worth it?