Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my marriage must be over. We just spent a week in Paris, the most romantic city in the world, and we never left our hotel room. Not because of constant sex but because my wife couldn’t be arsed to get dressed, be romantic or anything. She sat on her tablet watching Netflix IN FUCKING PARIS. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, the girl I'm in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she's even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I'm such a special friend to her, and she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
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drzhottie148 0
shit i'll leave her ass in Paris. Leave a note in the room.."try finding your way back bitch" Take all the money.
blue_dude 0
ouch, that sounds terrible, you should have flown home and left her there
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Comments (119)
Biohazard808 0
hope you only bought a 1 way ticket for her. and i hope she catches some std, the one with the discharge.
1384450244679 0
very well written !! I love when ppl write fmls like this!
metalhead256 0
expect some smelly French man to hump anything in sight mostly *****..... (wink wink)
crystalrain17 14
That's really mean-spirited of you.
CMSmithhh 0
I'm Sorry :/ but I agree, leave her ass there.
mmonster 0
I hope you're the french man
hayyj 0
you didnt go with?
playhouse 0
u took ur gf of 1 year to Paris?
ironwords 8
lie about the return flight home so she misses it
vietmanx 10
How does that even happen?
PlasteredClown 0
Since she likes the Frenchman so much, I'd fly back to the U.S. See if the Frenchman takes her home.