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By bowhuntpa - 16/07/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML

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You deserved it 4 097

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Thanks, I hate this

By duCOQUELICOT - 13/06/2016 19:29 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML

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You deserved it 738

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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You deserved it 2 348

You're fired!

By Schuyler Davis - 21/09/2020 02:01

Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML

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You deserved it 102

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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You deserved it 2 212

Unfair

By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 08:01

Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML

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You deserved it 130

By fallen - 15/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Merion Station

Today, I came into work feeling good about myself and my upcoming plans. I left before noon with a box of my belongings and uncertainty about my future, having been suddenly laid off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 916

You deserved it 293

Late stage capitalism

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 15:00

Today, I got laid off. I spent the last two months planning a conference for my company. They fired me the day before the conference. I skipped my ex-boyfriend's funeral to be at the first day of this job. FML

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You deserved it 203

Classic

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:35 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML

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You deserved it 3 796

By a fat fucking shit and proud of it - 28/06/2014 19:09 - United Kingdom - Camberley

Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 384

You deserved it 3 776

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 18:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I was notified I'm being discharged after 2 weeks because my employers don't have the time to train me at my first real job in 6 years. FML

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You deserved it 1 958

Tubasaurus 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:25

I wish road workers had that kind of motivation so they would get off their asses and fix up all the roads they tear apart.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:15

Your boss + Giant hammer = Solution

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SKYblue_fml 1

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:31

you might want to work a bit harder in certain subjects at school...

jm88 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:33

YDI for having a job. Don't you know jobs are a rarity now? How could you have been so selfish.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:50

It's actually 22% where I am...

jd_superjive 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:37

Oh man that sucks : thats just looking for excuses to fire you man...you should sue

gdude756 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:49

Who knows, maybe our did a crappy job on your project

simplyfucked 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:50

do what the rest of america is doing.. awesome gov't checks and unemployment and food stamps..

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:52

Your boss is an idiot.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:53

Shhh. Lets keep this between you and me. ( ;

regalarius 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:03

Just so you're aware, there's nothing in the world that looks better on a resume. This is a good thing, not a bad thing.

spillproof 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:04

rule #2: ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOUR BUSY

Otium_fml 3

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:09

That's just unfair... I feel sorry for you... I gope you get your job back.

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Today, I confronted my ex-employer about the money he owes me. He'd said he would pay me $3000. He asked me if I had it in writing. I said no. He said, “Well, too bad for you. No leg to stand on.” Then, in a cringey Indian accent, “Thank you, come again!” and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Today, I found an old Bible in a box of my boyfriend's stuff. I despise religion, so I threw it away. He freaked out when he found out, screaming that it was a "family heirloom". I don't care if vile, hateful trash is an heirloom or not, I'm going to get rid of it. Deal with it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML

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Today, I'm sleeping in a hotel with my grandparents for 2 days. They both talked in their sleep and snored for almost 3 hours straight, so I moved into the bathtub in the tiny bathroom to try to get some sleep. Just as I was falling asleep, the showerhead started to leak. Back to square one. FML

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Today, I shared an elevator alone with an attractive co-worker. On our way up, she let out a loud, noxious rip. She covered her nose and mouth while giving me an accusing look, as I said with a straight face, "Excuse you." Later, I received a note from HR for harassment. FML

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Today, I had a dream that I had to abandon my shopping at the checkout due to lack of funds. Even in my dreams I don’t have any money. FML

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Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I hate this

You're fired!

Unfair

Late stage capitalism

Classic

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