Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML
Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML
Today, I was at Goodwill and I saw my bike, which was stolen from me a couple of weeks ago. It was a gift that my mom gave me for my birthday. The bike was being sold for 65 dollars. I had to buy it. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
It shouldn't be too difficult to find the 6'9" thief. You giants stick out like sore thumbs. Just look for the guy wheezing from breathing the thin air up there and other assorted tall people jokes because you're taller than I and I'm totally NOT bitter.
perdix 31
Tell the cops to be on the lookout for a guy riding a bike with a phone book on each pedal. Shouldn't be too hard to catch.
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Conn3ct 9
Look around town for another mutant sized bike rider. There's your thief.
HowieDoIt 21
That'd make me wheel mad, OP, bike-cause that stuff is crazy expensive!
RodzillaX 30
Apparently someone really wants you to walk. Use those long strides amigo.
crapjob 6
6'9"? Daaaammmnn.
Sarahandlucas 9
I get that some of y'all are telling op that he/she deserves it for not having a bike lock on it but we don't know the whole story either it could have been in op's house.
CeeCee_fml 16
Um, a lot of people get their bikes stolen, even with locks. So those of you who are accusing the OP of not having one are jumping the gun. I'm very sorry about your bike. I hope you or the police would be able to find it.
eternal_malaise 10
OP, maybe get a recumbent trike next time. They're too big to steal.
jw90 18
Should of locked it up or took it in the house with you.
davincidasecond 24
Well I'm assuming that the thief would be as tall as you or else he/she would have no use for the bike. Hopefully that would make the search for your bike easier OP.
worldclassrager 41
Well if it pops up on Craigslist well you for sure found it I don't think they would keep a custom bike unless he is around that height also...
PenguinBitch 44
Yes, find it on Craigslist, arrange a meeting to meet up with the theft at a McDonalds parking lot, ask him if you can test ride around the parking lot and assure him you won't pedal off. Pedal off once you "test" it and meet up with your friend.