Health: Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim....

By supermanxs1 - 09/03/2010 15:32 - United States

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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lonely_heart_89 6

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:53

how does that even happen?

AJG390 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:56

Nearly pulled your teeth out...? Well I guess that sucks... But uhm. At least you didn't?

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MIKESTYLE 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:47

IN YO FACE BITCH!!!

mistyeyes 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:54

psshhhh easy...

Osakhomen 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:56

OUCH!

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:59

I demand this be fixed! Let's hold hands and sing protest songs! Anyone?

shawn916 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:45

maybe you should dunk with you mouth closed

MnBran6 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:27

I chringed...and reveled in the horror. OUCH

sonspeedy 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:32

That's total bullshit! Unless you went so high on the dunk that you face was near the rim.

l2izwan 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:06

****, even the mods hate her. Lol...

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:30

Ouch!

Immature_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:53

YDI for trying to eat the net.

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