Intimacy: Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing....

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 19:02 - Canada - Belle River

Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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YoStephy123 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:16

Kinky.

aback 4

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:20

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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plexico 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:23

After you finished, you should have said, "Now make me some coffee, bitch!" Finished the donut, that is, after you get your coffee, he can finish off the sex.

ManicGypsy 22

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:23

How fresh was the donut? Was it jelly filled? If it were a nice fresh jelly filled donut I would have ate it and asked for a glass of milk to wash it down with. If it were a stale donut I would have spit it out, slapped him in the face and left. No sex for that guy.

plexico 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:57

How 'bout a cream-filled donut with a glass of hot mayonnaise to wash it down? In Canada, you can order that at Tim Horton's, just ask for the Bukkake.

Vitamin_C 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:47

LMFAO!!!! You win again, plexico... PLEASE go into Timmy Ho's and ask for it, OP, please....

blondeirishgurl 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:26

He didn't want you to be hungry.

whatever2304 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:34

wtf hahahahha

Neferria 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:37

Did you eat the doughnut? Who knows the sort of things he probably put in there for you to eat? And under his bed of all places? I hope you didn't eat it.

tangerine_12 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:43

wow. that's weird, i mean, it was from under the bed...? who knows what's down there, eww. i mean, even if he pulled it from a box or bag or something, it would still be weird cuz he shoved it in yur mouth, snarling? wtf???