Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
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Top comments
JusstJef 16
Damn, must have been some great sex before that happened.
friedpwnadge 25
Not-so-sexy time.
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Comments (82)
MsNycie 8
That happened to me not too long ago. My bf and I are doing the long distance thing. Only it hadn't been a year. Only a few months. Lol
EarlFug 19
I hope your problems don't percyst All the best
PePziNL 20
You had to do it didnt you? That joke was eggcellent
AbortionSurvivor 13
I didn't find it funny, but maybe I'm ovaryacting
Colon_Man 17
Cliteraly a groaner.
DocBastard 40
So he, er, reached all the way up to your ovaries? Good for him. He's got a guaranteed job waiting for him in the adult industry.
dramaelf 37
Yeah, pretty sure that's physically impossible. You're the doctor, though.
SnowxSakura 17
That went way over your head. Try to think long and hard before replying.
Yodaddy52 7
13 is a prime example of a sarcasm fail...
boredgirl_02 14
Yeah once a couple months ago my hubby and I had some good sex... For the next few days I was in so much pain( think he hit one of my fibroids) and he was afraid to touch me again till the doctor told him that he didn't break me.
foampositedaddy 12
no disrespect to you op but YDI. Why have sex when you have a cyst?
HarleyBlues 24
There's no way of knowing unless you happen to be getting an ultrasound.
kikimajigger 12
Women typically get small, harmless cysts every month. Cysts are normal. Exploding ones are not.
militarybrat 21
So you are basically saying women should never have sex. Ovarian cysts are extremely common.
HarleyBlues 24
They can rupture on their own, not just because of sex. So no, women should have all the sex they want.
SPN_lover666 27
Since you're a male, you have no idea about a woman's reproductive system. Millions of women have cysts and don't even know it, unless it ruptures and the doctor gives her an ultrasound. It is quite possible OP didn't know she had one. So no, it is not a YDI at all
foampositedaddy 12
honestly did not know that. my apologies op
isuckwithnames 22
Weird, an apology on the Internet
HarleyBlues 24
I had three burst over a period of four days which was pretty rare. They honestly feel like you're dying and are terrifying, but chances are you'll either never have one burst again or not for a long while..... unless you're an unlucky case and they start bursting all the time and you have to get your ovaries removed... anyway, good luck OP and for your sake I hope it never happens to you again.
Mathalamus 25
that sounds...decidedly unpleasant. is there some way to prevent more cysts from forming, or exploding?
MapleWaffle 16
I know how much those suck OP. If you haven't already I'd follow up with your OBGYN as soon as you can. They should be able to prescribe some sort of birth control to help so they don't burst in the future.
captainsmegma 12
He must have been a big boy if he was going deep enough to bang your ovaries.
gunnerblaster 21
If that's what happened after a year-long dry spell, for you, then I'll probably just straight up die when I break my 5+ year dry spell xD
Colon_Man 17
This month marks 10 years for me. I probably shouldn't even go outside.
gatorgirl1023 9
I guess you will just have to have sex more often ;)