Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
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JusstJef 16
Damn, must have been some great sex before that happened.
friedpwnadge 25
Not-so-sexy time.
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Comments (82)
derpyshy 16
As a woman with PCOS, I just cringed.
CharismaGeek 19
Damn. I'm a dude and cringed at the pain
DARKxShaddow_69 12
That's terrible
YouTubePanda15 6
sounds like an episode of Sex Sent Me to the E.R.....
AnonymousDood 5
Lol that's the *****
meowpurrrcooo 13
OUCH ! That actually happened to me recently too and I had to get stitches because it made a huge gash in my wall lining, so I feel your pain ! Hope you feel better soon !
militarybrat 21
I didnt know i had one til i had a contrast ct. Then it exploded. It doesnt feel good. Just realize it wasnt the sex that caused it, when you ovulate, thats when they burst. At least the most common type.
uchihadesendent 14
Sorry to hear that OP feel better!
tlnorman 18
Don't be scared this is a rare occurrence but hopefully it's fixed now and you'll be okay. Take care.
laurellkawes 31
Sex doesn't cause ovarian cysts to rupture, they do that by themselves spontaneously