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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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Three's the charm

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 00:00

Today, my car was broken in for a second time in a month and a half, and for the second time it's now Inoperable. I only got it returned from repairs two days ago. FML

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By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By crossl17 - 12/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML

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It never rains, it pours

By TheGlow - 13/07/2023 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found my street parked car was crashed into overnight and is no longer able to be driven. I just spent $4k getting it fixed so I could sell it, and I only had it with me in the city because the day before someone tried to KIA Boys hack steal the other car I was driving, making that one unable to be driven. FML

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Sounds like a scam

By Onlymeiswear - 15/03/2021 05:01

Today, I bought a car. Made a down payment and everything. Have the papers saying it’s mine, only to find out a few hours later it was sold right before I bought it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2016 19:46 - United States

Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 26 June 2012 8:51

I'm so sorry, OP. I hope karma is a bitch to whovever stole it. Kudos to you for working hard for what you want.

Shayton 12

Tuesday 26 June 2012 8:51

Dang. Nobody should hit the YDI button. FYL Cus you worked hard to get what you wanted.

Comments

thecritic578 4

Wednesday 11 July 2012 6:12

Wow that's sucks do you know how mad I would be if someone stole my car the day I bought it

icey0796 6

Thursday 12 July 2012 4:18

Although, I bet the guy who stole it was impressed at how clean it was.

fahd4life 1

Friday 13 July 2012 3:34

Dude I love ur pic. I can't stop laughing its awesome.

Lorean 6

Monday 16 July 2012 7:14

Oh my! Sorry

JesseAttack 21

Wednesday 4 September 2013 17:06

Hopefully it has a color that's easily recognizable... hope you find it man!

Likian5 26

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:40

Did you call the police and report it as stolen?

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