Animals: Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment...

By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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By lily_marleen - 24/10/2016 12:58 - United States

Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By melon squash - 11/09/2016 10:15 - Belgium - Kessel-lo

Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2022 12:00

Today, I just moved into my second apartment after the first one was infested with fruit flies, which were coming out of cracks in the floor. We discovered they had tried to cover this fact up so we'd move in. Guess what this new one has? Bed bugs. I asked if there was a history of bug problems and they said no. Lies. FML

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By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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BrittanyCelesteP 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:11

Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.

Marktheshark 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:10

who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf

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goathore 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 21:54

that's just ******* funny

rainport 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:54

shudnt have ben a bitch 2 him

MalaInsane_11 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:59

how do you know it was him? maybe it's a demented homeless person who forgets where he puts his fruit... Lmfao!!

FAYUL12345100 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:00

Annnd, that's when you sue him for B and E.

esh_4 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:05

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I found out she had been cheating on me and stealing my money. The only payback I had was to take some fruit and hide it in her apartment. FML

raelynj24 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:35

what you should do is go get all the rotten fruit you can,go to his house and fling them at his face…sounds like fun

BeachBoi_Alex 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:21

Legend. ******* legend.

awesomegirl2s98 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:02

Sims 2 :D

spec2662 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:34

hahahaha that's hilarious, immature and way out of line but it's creative at the same time. You could probably press charges if you can actually prove he did it. but really he's hilarious and should just get a slap on the wrist.