Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
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gruvychild 17
Well you could make a good fortune being a ****! They don't call it a tramp stamp for no reason!
ZielZone 4
You should get "stupid" in Chinese above it. Then your life would be complete
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Comments (287)
luvwizkhalifa 0
lol yea they deserve it cuz thats stupid to get a random tattoo of something you dont know about bt @51 really? htfo OP's d*ck no one cares about your opinion on the morals of life n decision making :p
vampire1618 5
Hmm I think it would be entertaining if I had my Asian friend tell people with tattoos like that (bad meaning or not) that they mean something bad. She gets her friends in Japan to believe dirty words mean something good and get them to curse and what not XD
damnthosemonkeys 0
Lmfao
paeglesbagels 0
yea, that is your fault
daydreamer244 13
never get Chinese tattoos unless you reallllly know Chinese.
DogmaT_fml 4
words just ruined your prime real estate
copy125 0
Tramp stamp indeed lol
Deathchair 7
That reminds me of The Big Bang Theory!
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
Soup!
MarandaCano 0
it's ok , my cousin got "beauty" on her hip. it really says "eat shit and die" Fherlife.. lol
EvilDave 13
That is a lie. Beauty is one character and the closest thing to "eat shit and die" is three.
jbong 0
How did u figure out? If someone u kno told u they are prolly lying lol