Miscellaneous: Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors... - FML

By shelbs61 - 30/08/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

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shelbs61 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 22:22

K, so this is Shelby, the person who wrote the FML. To whoever it may concern: When this guy asked me whether the rock was alive, I thought he was being sarcastic so I replied, "YES!! Haha." Then he wrote something down in his notebook and I asked if he was kidding. He looked up and said, "Just tell me the answer, I wanna finish my homework." Then he asked me if pasta was alive.

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Azure_Ebony 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 1:16

It's a common mistake.

Johnnyboyxo 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 1:16

And did you answer?

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NavyguyWTF 1

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:05

Maybe you should not have settled for something easier and went for the honors class. haha

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:09

should have said "well yes rocks are alive, and you are just as smart as a rock". an patted them on the back. bright side easy a.. if it's graded on a curve a+

thaatgiirl 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:16

Freshmen.. I'd rather be in bio than AP/IB Chem. -__-

mini8_fml 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:46

you should have made a serious face and said, "ofcourse they are alive, you never saw one crossing the street? omg.. you must be kidding!"

xxjoseph1543xx 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:51

What rock isn't alive?? Rock will live forever!

ElMundio87 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:56

ROCK WILL NEVER DIE

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 31 August 2010 15:34

This proves it... Not only are rocks alive, but they are god.

Wtfmlib 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:12

THAT'S EARTH SCIENCE ASS HOLE

bluefairy_fml 24

Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:28

Can't you change classes? I've never studied in the US, but here in Europe, if you can choose your own classes, then you're allowed to change your options during the first two or three weeks.

stn2010 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 11:21

Honors biology: You're a little fish in a big pond. Regular biology: You're a big fish in a little pond.

ngyh 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 11:50

wow.... ur class filled with that kind of ppl?.... FYL Lol

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