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shelbs61 United States

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

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K, so this is Shelby, the person who wrote the FML. To whoever it may concern: When this guy asked me whether the rock was alive, I thought he was being sarcastic so I replied, "YES!! Haha." Then he wrote something down in his notebook and I asked if he was kidding. He looked up and said, "Just tell me the answer, I wanna finish my homework." Then he asked me if pasta was alive.

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It's a common mistake.

Johnnyboyxo 0

And did you answer?

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#1 has got some serious DSL ('dick sucking lips' for all you kitties)

of course rocks are real,I have one as a pet,hes really lazy and never really does anything,but hes cool I call him slob.I take him for walks and give him rock food,also I shower him

skyeyez9 25

You should have said "Yes rocks are alive. Walking on concrete is treading over millions of murdered rocks, cruely crushed and formed to make our roadways and infrastructure."

my comments are not showing weird

MoJoThundRpants 0

LOL

America. welcome and enjoy your stay.

maybe you can still change ! Check it out!

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Well... is it?!?

Sunsbeenkind 0

...NIKKI??!?!

I mean.... if you really really think about it... it could get deep. Maybe a rock is alive.