Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
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androtech 12
You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.
yesmydear 7
suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))
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Comments (286)
drizzy11 18
Well you still could've had sex with your roommate
teresaxo223 3
I would be the roommate
mkayden 23
I ship it.
pike1346 3
That is hilarious.
Britterz 12
hahaha from a personal stand point, I understand getting territorial. But I only ever got like that if the female my close guy friend was chatting up was mistreating my friend, or giving me the constant stink eye and believing that I wanted her man.
dDailydDosage 8
Why are you roommates with a girl in the first place? That's awkward
dDailydDosage 8
Oh nvm you're a girl too. Still kinda awkward if you're trying to get a different kind of girlfriend
dDailydDosage 8
No wait you are a guy... 0_o
dylabrandon321 3
Can you say EVICTION NOTICE XD
Animated_Lunch 11
How to ruin her next date: Act like her boyfriend when you open the door when they arrive.
thatgirlkyndal 1
I would prank your roommate back so bad
cpl_medina 0
sounds like you should just have your room mate be your date. she wouldn't be **** blocking if she didn't want a piece for herself. I know I'm a chick lol