Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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snzizle 0
uh...are u sure it wasn't really a commercial about ass?
Byah 2
YDI for underestimating the importance of lawn grass (I kid, I kid) :D
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Comments (62)
blastvortex 4
Alright. So he couldn't get to you as fast as you thought he should, he didn't hear you, or he ignored you? The way you told the story, it's impossible to tell. It looks more like an assumption, in all honesty, and I'm not about to make an assumption myself to compensate. If you don't know how to write a story, then don't even try.
Dynoblaze 1
Maybe he was trying to figure out how to trim YOUR grass patch.
Aldebaran_fml 0
you need a Doctor not a boyfriend.....
Lesmylife 0
Ouch. One night after getting up many times to let our puppy out, my husband decided to leave him down stairs without making sure he couldnt get into anything. When I asked him if moved stuff so pups wouldnt get into it, he said no and Im not making another trip down stairs. Pissed off, I go to move HUBBYS laptop and cords away from the dog and I fell, top to bottom. Hubby heard the screw driver fall when I tried to grab the railing yet didnt hear me fall somehow. Nor did he notice that I didnt come to bed because My ass, head and elbow hurt so much and I almost passed out. I ended up with a bruise that covered all of one butt cheek and my whole elbow. Man did I have the worst head ache that week.
Arcadia453 0
You totally deserve it for picking an asshole for a boyfriend :)
KylaHiLife 0
Sucks Hahahah ! My EX Boyfriend Did That To Me . *hint* On The 'Ex'
eriinbaby 0
HAHAHAHA WIINN!!!!
aussie827 0
your out of the kitchen whyyy??
RSimpson 0
Seek revenge. just wait for him 2 fall down the stairs if not u can always trip him :P
adamswag9 5
haha tell him it's over