Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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snzizle 0
uh...are u sure it wasn't really a commercial about ass?
Byah 2
YDI for underestimating the importance of lawn grass (I kid, I kid) :D
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Comments (62)
possesed0ne 0
Owned.
amy397123 0
I'm with #18 on that one. Anchorman is awesome.
cerebellum_fml 0
Life is a bunch of stairs, and if you fall down, no one will help. Attention sometime is nice.
SneakyDeath 15
Was it that commercial that say it is like grass seed on steroids?! xD Anyway, hope you feel better.
jchansfan 0
I LOVE that you're from Saskatchewan and he was entralled by a grass commercial. :P With all due respect, jchansfan
imago_fml 0
First, what is wrong with Canadian men obviously not caring at all about their girlfriends or just being disgusting to the point they don't deserve girlfriends. It's still screwed up that he was more interested in a commercial then in helping you. Blame it on the stupidly short attention span that most men share.
Psychs7 11
Is that aimed at all men or just canadians? Because as a devoted boyfriend i find that offensive, and my girlfriend would to
lenasaur 0
Whoa, I am chill. o.o No need to ****** curse at me, jeez.
IllegalLight 0
What does he have some kind of medical issue where he is strangely attracted to grass? And how long could one last anyways? Unless it was an infomercial... but eh. You are either exaggerating or lying completely. So... no sympathy.
FromCFL 0
Ah, he was probably finishing himself off & zipping up--give the guy a break!! (You weren't in the room with him so, obviously, you can't know for certain why he was delayed in getting to you.) YDI for being unable to traverse a flight of stairs without falling on your ass.
anony_moose 0
that guy has his priorities right