Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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snzizle 0
uh...are u sure it wasn't really a commercial about ass?
Byah 2
YDI for underestimating the importance of lawn grass (I kid, I kid) :D
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Comments (62)
Stimphead 0
Haz uuzz been to2 skcools? fo cours gras is more importnt den da hurty in da leg. jeese sum ppl r jus dum dese dayz
BlowYaMind 0
Well, grass is quite important. Stop being so self-fish. Haha jk..... hmmm....(maybe). "You sick, sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt." [enraged] "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed!"
hotpockets92 0
Is your boyfriend's name Hank Hill? lol
thejerk56 8
thats exactly who i thought of when i read this.
hotpockets92 0
panclogs
grrrarrrg2 2
wow that was just bad lol
TheKitsune 0
He might have thought you were doing laundry, which in all fairness is YOUR job anyway.
grrrarrrg2 2
this was supposed to be in reply to the grass burn comment.
BlowYaMind 0
If you haven't noticed I quote from that movie too. I basically quote from all his movies.
BlowYaMind 0
Ehh, I don't know... Talladega Nights had its moments :] But I'm not saying Anchorman sucked because I love that movie!
epicwinmaster 0
well it depends on what type of "grass" it was about XP
jazzy1432 0
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