barf
Ireland
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
leeceetaylor99
San Antonio, United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
TheThirdWheel
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
DusterOverBits
United Kingdom
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Anonymous
United States
Moobs
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
boobswerehere
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Reno, United States
The nickname that sticks
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
Anonymous
Mount Jackson, United States
Quick thinking
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
CooBerry3851
United States
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..
tykatdesigns 13
That's kinky
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jentrynicole 20
Just close the door and walk away.
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
I don't think that'd fix how awkward it was.
buckdharma 38
Umm, a dedicated soldier should be familiar with his bazookas.
xluciferx666 21
Went to school with a kid who used to use his man cannons as pillows to sleep during class
Mynamewontfi 40
The image that pops up in my mind is funny and horrifying at the same time.
MidnaLink 35
I never even thought that was possible!!!!!!!
bleedingglitter 24
Maybe he was checking for breast cancer? It's possible and important.
telli164 30
They're his ******* let him play!
vlalam 24
hahaha.. chill dude, now u guys have something to make fun off.. this shouldn't change who u r or what ur friendship is.. he wasn't hurting anyone or didn't do anything illegal.. everybody has wierd tastes in their own way
dawood_k 27
Give him a grapefruit to experiment with next
gobiteme2 34
How horrible to find out that my best friend was fondling his **** and they were bigger than mine.
exuberant_orange 17
I'm sure that'll make for interesting conversation later... XD AWKWARD Sorry OP!
NamelessFace 22
Gynecomastia???