barf
Ireland
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leeceetaylor99
San Antonio, United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
TheThirdWheel
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
DusterOverBits
United Kingdom
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Anonymous
United States
Moobs
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
boobswerehere
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Reno, United States
The nickname that sticks
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
Anonymous
Mount Jackson, United States
Quick thinking
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
CooBerry3851
United States
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
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WCARlover 35
Hmm a case with an independent man who don't need no woman apparently..
tykatdesigns 13
That's kinky
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OtakuTaco 15
Pretty sure he's trans and OP is a transphobic asshole.
metalcrazed 21
Wow,you invaded his privacy and then posted about it online? You don't sound like much of a friend,try knocking next time. He didn't do anything wrong.
xleanne_aLly 23
If he posted it on Facebook, it'd be a dick move. This is FML. An anonymous site with funny stories. They're best friends. When OP finds out this posted; Im sure him and his buddy will laugh about it.
Staresti 6
Guys and girls both like having nipples played with. It's not just a woman thing.
False_Stupidity 42
So, does he have moobs like jabba?
CaroAurelia 12
Why is "his" in quotations? Is he transgender or something (in which case, he's still a he)?
AnyaS 19
It's for emphasis. Like as if males shouldn't do this and it's only to be expected of females. I don't see why it matters, we all have mammary glands and he can do what he wants with his own body.
Tancaliel 12
Yeah, that's what I was wondering too, like... is this just a joke about OP's (cis male) friend having fairly large breasts, or is it an FML about OP discovering her friend was assigned female at birth (in which case it's pretty transphobic)? O.o
TallMist 32
Okay, since we already established that it's possible for the person OP is talking about to not be transgender, let me clear this up: If someone identifies as a female, you call them female. Simple as that. Otherwise, it's very rude.
danimal_crackerz 26
What the actual ****.
HallahBackGirl 12
Sounds like a lovely man that knows his priorities
clairesucks 37
Sometimes knocking may save you from something you don't want to see
Derpinboppin 13
Simple solution: Knock
CandyApple88 13
Now you know what to get him for his birthday. One of those extreme cleavage bras. so everyone else can enjoy his **** too.