Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Make your own :)
crownlogic 25
But the parties are this weekend
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Comments (125)
Bebbo_fml 21
Get creative and make your costume. Youtube is full of tutorials
mkitn 0
Hey on the bright side you have a costume for next year!
bms1996 12
but halloween isn't till tomorrow though..
cmtexx03 0
Ur from Ontario, mail doesn't come on weekends. Check tomorrow afternoon
2_uNik4u 0
Order ahead of time...
miz_kamakazi 11
The real question is why OP waited so long to order their costume? Common sense, if you order something online, order it with ample time to allow processing and delivery. Expected delivery dates are sort of a gamble.
ktally23 0
Next day air wasn't an option?
jebron 13
An isolated city? If it's a city then there will be plenty of places to buy a costume, supermarkets, pharmacies, petrol stations, grocery stores etc.
loserthegreat 11
just rip up some old clothes, cover yourself with red food dye and blacken your eyes with dark eyeshadow and voila. instant zombie costume. sorry but i dont see why this is problem.
VDubbGrrl 4
Solution: grab a large white trash bag and a Sharpie. Write "deuche" across it and put it on like a dress. Voila! Instant costume. Oe go as yourself, same dif... (ydi, either order sooner or pay the extra for faster shipping.)