Miscellaneous: Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked...

By Mortified - 24/02/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML

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By McNuggetsMcQueen - 30/11/2023 18:00 - United States - Lake Wales

Today, I attended my mom's funeral, who was the only person who ever truly supported me. During the funeral, the cemetery representative told me he was sure the hole was dug to specification, while at the same moment the casket got caught on the ground and tipped, dropping her 6ft down. FML

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By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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By TitMunch - 23/10/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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By onwardsandupwards - 21/01/2020 14:00

Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing Last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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By disgusted - 29/03/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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nick_mcc105 3

Saturday 25 February 2017 2:04

Its like something out of an Adam Sandler movie...I'm so sorry.

Bricktothehead 21

Saturday 25 February 2017 2:01

An eye-opening experience?

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TheBrenster 2

Friday 24 February 2017 3:11

Oh man... Come to show your support, and end up revealing the mortician's support instead... Sad day. F everyone's lives. Yours included.

Bricktothehead 21

Saturday 25 February 2017 2:01

An eye-opening experience?

Arjunkanagal 12

Tuesday 28 February 2017 10:10

That was really good.. Lol

nick_mcc105 3

Saturday 25 February 2017 2:04

Its like something out of an Adam Sandler movie...I'm so sorry.

lilchica22001 22

Saturday 25 February 2017 2:05

Omg! I think at that point I would have volunteered to be buried along with the casket. Yikes OP!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 February 2017 2:12

She'll be keeping an eye out for you;)

cuz803 44

Saturday 25 February 2017 2:38

I hope your gf never heard of an eye for an eye. Keep and eye on her OP btw sorry for your lost

jcash52426 5

Saturday 25 February 2017 3:00

When she start hunting you, you will know why!

BrianCMullin 3

Saturday 25 February 2017 3:49

Did you just get winked at by a dead person?

CrazyJolteon 0

Saturday 25 February 2017 6:29

**shivers intensely**

PennyLane27 32

Saturday 25 February 2017 8:06

Welp, that one's going to haunt you for a while!

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