By Mortified - 24/02/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML
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Its like something out of an Adam Sandler movie...I'm so sorry.

An eye-opening experience?

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Oh man... Come to show your support, and end up revealing the mortician's support instead... Sad day. F everyone's lives. Yours included.

An eye-opening experience?

That was really good.. Lol

Its like something out of an Adam Sandler movie...I'm so sorry.

lilchica22001 22

Omg! I think at that point I would have volunteered to be buried along with the casket. Yikes OP!

She'll be keeping an eye out for you;)

I hope your gf never heard of an eye for an eye. Keep and eye on her OP btw sorry for your lost

jcash52426 5

When she start hunting you, you will know why!

Did you just get winked at by a dead person?

CrazyJolteon 0

**shivers intensely**

Welp, that one's going to haunt you for a while!