Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, my mom drove my family to the desert for a themed family photo. We had to wear big frumpy old western-looking clothes in 115 degree weather. Hot and agitated, I muttered, "This is the ugliest thing I've ever had to wear." My mom, looking hurt, replied, "That's my wedding dress." FML
Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML
Today, my mom wanted me to pick up my cousin from work immediately. I'm in my shirt and underwear with no other clothes and I'm also too young to drive. She said "He won't mind, and just take my drivers license, they'll never know!" FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
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skivt 0
that sucks man. your friends are dicks not to support you
bubblishxtreme 0
That was mean of the photographer D:
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carkel 0
What family would let someone treat you that way? I mean, my family would, but it's like, a joke. i seriously hope you had a good laugh over this.. and maybe a huge heart-felt apology.
iWanna_fml 0
lol. u got ur looks from her.. i woulda said something back if i were you.
WonderBlunder 0
I don't really believe this.. Why would the photographer give a shit that his clients are ugly?? If the bride's ugly, will he ask someone else to stand in??
DrSamba 7
Some photographers might. I once heard a story from a photographer who said he hired an assistant who brought a pair of wireless headsets so they could communicate during the wedding. As the bride came out, the assistant commented, "That's the ugliest bride I ever saw!" It got picked up by the PA system in the church.
the_stereotype 0
that's kind of stupid since you all are the ones paying him. and yeah, tell your mother where you got your looks from. and the photographer must suck, because you can make someone appear to look better with different lighting and what-not. and if that's not true, you can still say it anyway. tell him, "that's what we get for hiring an amateur photographer."
FweakofCydonia 40
I took photography classes with a locally renowned art teacher once. He said, "Even if something is supposedly ugly, it can be reshaped by lighting, space and direction. Beauty is subjective and it can be manipulated by even the most experienced photographer, regardless of the camera. That is the skill of the artist who holds the device."
movies12 0
Say to your mom the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
mikew85 0
wow. your friends and family members sound like douchey assholes. I wouldve left the wedding! you shouldn't have let them use your car for the photos if you couldn't be in them.
cmac86 24
that's harsh. unless you're Quasimodo.
djsammyc 19
you take that back!quasi was beautiful on the inside!
polkadot1196 0
Technically, this would be your mom's fault, for making you ugly! But it is sad that your cousin didn't stand up for you. Wouldn't she want you and not a stranger to be in her wedding pictures?
Lance_Uppercut 0
You deserve it because you were probably all hairy and unkempt. Shave your ugly ass beard next time Grizzly Adams.
SubaruWRXSTI 16
You deserve to be smacked... With a very large truck.
cookiejun 0
I think the right thing to do is to punch the photographer in the face. And if you make him ugly in the process, take a picture of him. Oh and tell him to smile for the camera.