Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML
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Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML
Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
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unanimousangel 9
Wooh people from India going to be mad
justdanceforever 20
Hope you're okay
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Smilesalot421 10
I've had a couch 55 miles an hour at least it wasn't in the middle of the road
False_Stupidity 42
When driving in the country in the rain the steaks are higher. Good that you were driving sensibly and mooving slower but some things cannot be avoided.
Witchylady 18
Is the cow ok???
Michal99 12
awwww damn
pedinhuh 23
You did everthing right, but that's what you can call an accident, OP. Sometimes it just happens and when have no control of it whatsoever
imapartypooper 15
Next time remember to say, "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
BigBubbaJ 13
And all this time I've been under the impression that only happy cows come from California...
Eivana 37
You'll run into stuff like that as long as you drive, OP. It isn't always the fault of the driver, things just kinda happen! I hope you're okay.
booterus 20
Don't get me wrong OP, I'm glad you're alright, but how's the cow?
flowerfliff 18
This is clearly false; it does not simply rain in California