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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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By BellaBabii32 - 27/04/2021 02:01

Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML

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By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 05:01

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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JMichael 25

Sunday 20 March 2016 16:12

Looks like you'll be taking a late night adventure at 3am dressed all in black to retrieve the treasure you have lost.

Neekovolwf 22

Sunday 20 March 2016 16:10

That sucks OP hopefully everything inside is replaceable

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xcllla_ 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 17:00

That's one of my fears.

Kinglue 17

Sunday 20 March 2016 17:06

Our biggest fears have now become a reality... The apocalypse is upon us...

jake131000 21

Sunday 20 March 2016 17:46

I saw this on alien vs predator requiem

TacoMan32 21

Sunday 20 March 2016 18:09

I feel like for FMLs like this, people just like to hit the "You Deserved It" button just because they want to feel special and different

jbivens1992 17

Sunday 20 March 2016 18:25

Damn, hopefully you didnt have a lot of cash or pictures in it or anything. Im so sorry to hear that OP, make sure you cancel all your cards and everything ASAP on the off chance someone comes across it. Wouldnt want a bad situation getting worse.

Redmond64 16

Sunday 20 March 2016 18:40

Well I guess you "drained" all of your funds. In all seriousness I hope everything's replaceable

rodrigun449 16

Sunday 20 March 2016 19:37

Were you storming with anger? Or did the color drain from your face?

realg0d 8

Sunday 20 March 2016 20:40

at least you know someone didn't steal it.

Steephx0 23

Sunday 20 March 2016 21:26

This made me squeeze my wallet a little tighter

GeeThatSucks 9

Monday 21 March 2016 0:31

Now's your chance to live off the grid. Give up on your old life, it'll take too much to get all those different IDs and Costco memberships reinstated

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