By M1CHA3L_MY3RZ - 02/03/2016 01:22 - United States

Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML
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M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16
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yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion

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alternaqueer 11
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I don't understand what was so disgusting ? I'd have been fired from my job if I insulted the name of a customer.

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fastman19 20
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that's a killer name!

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alternaqueer 11
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I don't understand what was so disgusting ? I'd have been fired from my job if I insulted the name of a customer.

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igive 29
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Texas chainsaw massacre.

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plaza249 9
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no Halloween

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LostInTheZone11 29

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Jason Voorhees: Friday the 13th Michael Myers: Halloween Freddy Krueger: Nightmare on Elm Street

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Rose0Madder 14
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It's a fictional serial killers name.

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M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16
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she thought I was screwing with the kids...like they would connect the dots anyways...besides I've heard it all it doesn't bother me I openly challenge everyone to come up with something original. but mostly it's always the same. oh please don't kill me or prove it

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jvanevery 19
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wow did you know they named a famous movie character after you well at least everybody should know how to spell your name I'm sure you're really tired of all the stupid comments so I won't make one I often comment on peoples names when I'm dealing with customers on the phone except when its one that is so easy and obvious did you just don't say a damn thing about their name

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thinmintgal 21
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That must've been a nightmare

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Myo_fml 20
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Wrong movie franchise.

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joeyl2008 29

That must've been a stab?

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Rkikkas9713 25
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No need to be a Halloweenie about it.

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TheKingOfHearts 19
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When OP cuts onions, onions cry. Lol.

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Silentshdw13 22
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It might've been her first time meeting someone with that name, thus her surprisingly rude reaction. Doesn't make it right to do so especially while on the job. Be proud of your killer name!

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youdontsay123456 21
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Bet you get those looks a lot.

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Steve97 32

Ouch FYL since she didn't think about Mike Myres the actor. Yeah baby ;)

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Mauskau 35
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I think she did, hence her thinking it was a joke.

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Arkham_Callabero 15
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No she was definitely thinking about Michael Myers the serial killer

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Mauskau 35
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I've not heard of the serial killer by that name, only the guy who plays Austin Powers, Wayne and Shrek. My apologies, but that's what I thought of.

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mariri9206 32

Mauskau, it's from a horror movie series called Halloween. Michael Myers is the killer in it.

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DoomedGemini 37
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Even if it was a joke, you just gave money to charity. Why would they get shitty over what you decide to put on the star? My brother and I put "darth vader" and "voldemort" on ours before, the cashier just laughed and said it was awesome.

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itsallabootily 17
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I work at a gas station, and we frequently do charity donations, and if someone doesn't want to put their name on one, we always put silly names on them like Voldemort and such! I guess I don't understand what the problem would have been even if that wasn't your real name? It kind of comes with doing those, because a lot of people don't want to put down their real name.

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VeganVampyre 26
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Exactly! We're doing a charity thing at my work right now and we've had Batman, Cinderella, Jane Austen, the Grinch, Tony Stark and even a rubik's cube make donations. Who cares what you put on the card, it's entertaining and the point is that you've donated to a good cause.

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tikatica 17
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I hope she apologized

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fl1mn 2
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I don't understand why people always think of the Halloween movie first. My first thought is always the comedian who voiced shrek.

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measishouldbe 17
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It's because his name is Mike Myers not Michael.

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ShleeG 23
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Yes, he goes by Mike, but his name is Michael

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