M1CHA3L_MY3RZ
United States
Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML
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alternaqueer 11
I don't understand what was so disgusting ? I'd have been fired from my job if I insulted the name of a customer.
fastman19 20
that's a killer name!
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fastman19 20
that's a killer name!
Sansational_ 18
kek
alternaqueer 11
I don't understand what was so disgusting ? I'd have been fired from my job if I insulted the name of a customer.
igive 29
Texas chainsaw massacre.
plaza249 9
no Halloween
LostInTheZone11 29
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Jason Voorhees: Friday the 13th Michael Myers: Halloween Freddy Krueger: Nightmare on Elm Street
Rose0Madder 14
It's a fictional serial killers name.
M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16
she thought I was screwing with the kids...like they would connect the dots anyways...besides I've heard it all it doesn't bother me I openly challenge everyone to come up with something original. but mostly it's always the same. oh please don't kill me or prove it
jvanevery 19
wow did you know they named a famous movie character after you well at least everybody should know how to spell your name I'm sure you're really tired of all the stupid comments so I won't make one I often comment on peoples names when I'm dealing with customers on the phone except when its one that is so easy and obvious did you just don't say a damn thing about their name
thinmintgal 21
That must've been a nightmare
Myo_fml 20
Wrong movie franchise.
joeyl2008 29
That must've been a stab?
Rkikkas9713 25
No need to be a Halloweenie about it.
TheKingOfHearts 19
When OP cuts onions, onions cry. Lol.
Silentshdw13 22
It might've been her first time meeting someone with that name, thus her surprisingly rude reaction. Doesn't make it right to do so especially while on the job. Be proud of your killer name!
youdontsay123456 21
Bet you get those looks a lot.
Steve97 32
Ouch FYL since she didn't think about Mike Myres the actor. Yeah baby ;)
Mauskau 35
I think she did, hence her thinking it was a joke.
Arkham_Callabero 15
No she was definitely thinking about Michael Myers the serial killer
Mauskau 35
I've not heard of the serial killer by that name, only the guy who plays Austin Powers, Wayne and Shrek. My apologies, but that's what I thought of.
mariri9206 32
Mauskau, it's from a horror movie series called Halloween. Michael Myers is the killer in it.
DoomedGemini 37
Even if it was a joke, you just gave money to charity. Why would they get shitty over what you decide to put on the star? My brother and I put "darth vader" and "voldemort" on ours before, the cashier just laughed and said it was awesome.
itsallabootily 17
I work at a gas station, and we frequently do charity donations, and if someone doesn't want to put their name on one, we always put silly names on them like Voldemort and such! I guess I don't understand what the problem would have been even if that wasn't your real name? It kind of comes with doing those, because a lot of people don't want to put down their real name.
VeganVampyre 26
Exactly! We're doing a charity thing at my work right now and we've had Batman, Cinderella, Jane Austen, the Grinch, Tony Stark and even a rubik's cube make donations. Who cares what you put on the card, it's entertaining and the point is that you've donated to a good cause.
tikatica 17
I hope she apologized
fl1mn 2
I don't understand why people always think of the Halloween movie first. My first thought is always the comedian who voiced shrek.
measishouldbe 17
It's because his name is Mike Myers not Michael.
ShleeG 23
Yes, he goes by Mike, but his name is Michael