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Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML

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M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16

yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion

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alternaqueer 11

I don't understand what was so disgusting ? I'd have been fired from my job if I insulted the name of a customer.

fastman19 20

that's a killer name!

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writerchic85 25

I would have associated it with the guy that plays Austin powers first. Lol

HBSLICE 11

who the **** would press ydi on something like this? his name is unfortunate and he didnt choose it. why the h8 m8

RkBfMVx3 5

Lmaoo that name is so awesome though!

RedDahlia 7

You also have the same name as the guy who played Austin powers. :p

TMO2142 25

best. name EVER

midnightm16 24

My grandfather owned a race car and his driver's name was Tim Allen.

jaqlove 22

Isnt that the voice in shrek

Wolverine48Ga 21

Your parents are awesome

Ruthiepooh42 6

<p>What does it matter, what your name is? What if you'd simply wanted to give anonymously? Cashier needs to get a grip...</p>