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Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML

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M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16

yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion

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alternaqueer 11

I don't understand what was so disgusting ? I'd have been fired from my job if I insulted the name of a customer.

fastman19 20

that's a killer name!

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Selene6996 12

Omg OP your parents are totally fans of the Halloween movies?

M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16

they claim they never seen em till after i was born

PuppiesKisses 19

Sheesh! I work at a Lowe's and I'd get chewed out! I'm wondering what charity your talking about though because our donation things right now are shamrocks not stars.

M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16

well ya know...

samurai1833 16

And then you slashed her up!

queerdragon 20

I have never met a Myers, but I know a Michael Jackson, Emma Watson, and a Carlos Mencia. So you are not alone in the weird name thing.

M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16

I actually work with a Michael Jackson and a Steve Martin. true story!

VeganVampyre 26

I have a friend with the last name Potter and he gets asked all the time if he's related to Harry Potter. He says he plans to name his son Harry, so that will be fun. Then I can say I know Harry Potter :P

samlovesham1234 9

I'd have signed it Mike Myers, like the comedian.

GZilla2010 14

Dude, that's the best name ever.

rapunzel13 11

Thats silly OP, but dude way to write back to all of us its pretty cool :) also #15 and #58 comments made my day

M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16

I get so many comments about my name, had to share it, never thought everyone would find it as funny as I did lmao

Sleep_lover654 13

Nice

Big_D_Real 12

maybe she hates all of your movies.

stormy0307 16

I know a guy whose legal name is Daniel Boone. He preemptively has to tell everyone that "...yes that's my legal name" before people start asking or joking about it