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Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML

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M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16

yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion

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alternaqueer 11

I don't understand what was so disgusting ? I'd have been fired from my job if I insulted the name of a customer.

fastman19 20

that's a killer name!

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Myo_fml 20

I'm just picturing in my head Michael Myers getting all droopy and sad, sitting down his knife, and rummaging through a wallet for some Id. someone should illustrate this and make it so.

totallynotemily 25

Was the cashier's name Laurie?

M1CHA3L_MY3RZ 16

I have no idea. little dark complected woman with black hair

TimeLord98 9

Laurie strode is a character in the Halloween films

ad1836 19

Awesome name OP !

ashabee19 8

I knew a Michael Myers once...but my family called him Cuda.

Thiery18 11

She's just jealous :P

LittleLittlered7 6

that's my brother in law's name too. He tried to prevent that problem by just putting his initials. Then he got, "MNM? Nice try."

joelp232 17

well it looks like you turned the tables on her

Adree 15

Well did she apologize?

breakerone92 11

had a teacher in elementary school named Michael Meyers none of us ever said a think about it

nrwl_30 17

Gotta be careful when naming your kids...

nattiemarie 14

I put more thought into my son's name than almost anything else a mom-to-be would consider. What nicknames could other kids come up with? What nicknames could we call him? Would his initials spell something awful? If he grew up hating his first name, could he go by his middle name? And on and on and on...