By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 926
You deserved it 5 375

Same thing different taste

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JustinJK 21

Don't let your friends toe or you'll be the laughing-sock at all the gatherings.

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ZY1431 24

Careful putting it back in place. They break. (I know because I've done it five times).

I think you should stop trying to put it back in place by yourself. Maybe see a doctor next time!

Redpuppie 4

Are you sure you don't have ehlers danlos/hyper-mobility syndrome I have it and I did the same thing

Welcome to the clutz club!! We meet on Thursdays and we have jackets. Feel better OP

I don't know HOW or WHY, but you probably deserved it.

theamazingman21 8

If you dislocate your toe when you put on socks... then what happens when you put on pants???

Ever seen the movie "The New Guy"? BROKE DICK, BROKE DICK!

So, you got yourself into a bit of a toe jam and your poor toe got wrenched from its sock-et. Sounds painful and must really sock.