Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, within a year of inheriting the family business from me so I could retire, my daughter claimed she had found a way to increase profits that was "way too complicated" for me to understand. Well today, police showed up. Whatever her method was, apparently it counts as fraud. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, I have to admit I sometimes snoop in my daughter's room, but she must have realised this because she has started laying booby traps for me. I'm currently in the ER getting fishing hooks removed from my hand after she taped them to a mousetrap and left the mousetrap inside her desk drawer. I deserve it but, FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
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warriorsoul 2
IDK how to break it to you easy... I think your daughter is becoming a ****.
spyrogyro 2
easy remedy fire the douche!!
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Comments (204)
FUDGELOVESME 0
did you fire him yet?!?!
irishgirljune 0
well, not literally, unless there were screws involved.......
perdix 31
If your daughter is ugly and smells bad, the money you spend having her serviced is well worth it. If she is attractive and he enjoys it, then you are both getting screwed.
jsquared3509 0
why is snickerdoodles so ugly.
Caz_the_Spaz 6
why are you attacking snickerdoodles? you have no logical reason other than to hear (see) yourself on the comment board and feel special. I hate people that comment on things totally unrelated to the original topic. nobody likes it, so if you are going to comment, keep it about the post. fyl
MadaZer0 8
Totally agree Spaz... Which is why we need to make that dishonorable bastard suck on my nuts! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS!!1!!1!!11!!!! No seriously... I'm eating chocolate salty balls, and I gotta tell ya... They aren't that salty ;) Besides... Snick looks hot with glasses on :O
Tootsiee 0
Give the kid a raise?
Jamkid 0
YDI for hiring a employee that screws around wit yo daughter
decaturboizone6 0
wtf are you talking about??? i highly doubt there was a portion on the job application that said "will you screw my duaghter" and then afterwards thought he would be perfect to fill the position (no pun intended) so he doesnt deserve it at all.
Caz_the_Spaz 6
^^ agree
5oforlife 0
are you hiring?!?
MetalCraze 11
YDI for not teaching your daughter It's wrong to be a *****
TheFern 0
bummer. what a ****!
gotit4cheap 0
well at least u haven't caught her on her knees... yet!