Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML
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Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, within a year of inheriting the family business from me so I could retire, my daughter claimed she had found a way to increase profits that was "way too complicated" for me to understand. Well today, police showed up. Whatever her method was, apparently it counts as fraud. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, I have to admit I sometimes snoop in my daughter's room, but she must have realised this because she has started laying booby traps for me. I'm currently in the ER getting fishing hooks removed from my hand after she taped them to a mousetrap and left the mousetrap inside her desk drawer. I deserve it but, FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
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warriorsoul 2
IDK how to break it to you easy... I think your daughter is becoming a ****.
spyrogyro 2
easy remedy fire the douche!!
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Comments (204)
metalcrue 0
my favorite part of the story is that he had to fire both his daughter and her fuckbuddy
FockinA 0
cool. for him. shtooping the bosses's daugher, priceless. lol
Fminetoo 0
Can i work at your store when your daughter turns 18. Ive got numerous certifications in everything from first aid, food safety, and auto repair. Im a great team player. I am always punctual. I do have reliable transportation, and have never stolen anything from a previous place of employment. I can give you reference upon request. I will even work for free, and overtime, as long as im entitled to the benefits.....
fairies633 8
kill that kid
rollursk8r 0
"Today,I am getting paid to screw around with my bosses daughter. MLIG" omg fire him!!
FML416 0
I guess they keep it in the family.....
MtDewAddict 4
Fire them both. Besides the fact they are having sex on the job and presumably leaving the store unattended...you're leaving your business open to sexual harrassment charges. Even though it's your daughter they BOTH aren't doing their work. Teach her some responsibility for her actions, and teach him to keep his pants on at work.
dread205 0
Take a hammer, and let the guy's nuts have it
justanotherhuman 21
Question before ruling: How old is your child and her partner?
timk_fml 2
See if you can trick your daughter instead... get your employee to work for free and only for sex with your daughter instead.