Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
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Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
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Top comments
clairboisson 19
Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".
vreid 20
Time to file an office divorce and take half his money
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Comments (55)
vivaellefashion 14
This happened to me, with three different male coworkers. Telling them didn't stop. Just tell your boss or report him to HR.
alexandrarae 13
Thats pretty funny. Come on dude, get a sense of humour.
CrazyManNo9 29
And, I'm betting his name is Brian Williams.
duhdarling 11
That's pretty weird, not gonna lie.
coraline123c 23
Did you confront him about it? Or tell your boss/supervisor?
Uuuuxc 7
i dont see what age has to do with it
alexowitz 8
I guess it's time to start going by your mom's maiden name. LOL
cookiethumper 23
you should take it as a compliment! He thinks you're marriage material dude
Sparx1_1 16
Ontario Labour laws are very strict. Tell him to stop and make him fix it. You can make a complaint to HR and they have to deal with it. This would fall under the sexual harassment guidelines since what he is saying obviously makes it clear that he is implying a sexual relationship with you.
Badkarma4u 17
It's obviosly a joke. Its like when a black and white person share the same name and say they are brothers or susters. Laugh with everyone else.