Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
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Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
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clairboisson 19
Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".
vreid 20
Time to file an office divorce and take half his money
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Comments (55)
yolololol3 17
He secretly likes you
vikky538 29
its time to bring in the play..I would say introduce your boyfriend to everyone in office ...
spookyboy 20
A sugar daddy without the benefits, man that sucks
2infbvcxxcvbj 13
Hi op! If you are uncomfortable with the situation (I would be), I suggest you contact your hr manager. If not at the very least your main point of contact. Joke or no joke, behaviour like this in the work place should not be excepted or experienced. (I'm a hr manager, just my opinion)
MrsMsorMiss 2
Thanks for the kind comment! I've spoken to him- hopefully he stops!
Martnikk 15
Either it's a very good joke or a really creepy way to say he likes you.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Age is but a number. ;b
mmazzaa 16
Not creepy at all
speakfreely 21
I actually find this pretty funny sorry Op
Rozeyyy 25
Ooh I think I saw u on jeremy kyle!!
MrsMsorMiss 2
Hi everyone! OP here! I just made an account. Can't believe this got posted! I don't really know this man very well, which is why I was so surprised when I found out he was spreading this around! I've spoken to him about it, and he says that he's made it clear he's joking, but sadly that's not coming across to everyone. He's agreed to stop saying these 'jokes', though I wish I'd read these comments before talking to him- some of your ideas are hilarious!!