By lauren - 08/07/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
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Mirorbo 26

One of the reasons I never let anybody clean my room, not even my boys. In fact...not even I clean my own room!

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xgetxbentx 13

I hope you plan on pressing charges and getting her fired...fyl

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Mirelly13 6

is it a bad thing, that the first thing that popped in my mind was the Mexican maid from family guy???

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Twisted_Sire 3

A good way to deal with that is by reducing her pay check by the same amount she stole from you and when she asks what happened you say "Oh, the sink must've eaten your money!"

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iBiteRoses 22

Holy crap, the illustration.

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PsychoticAsylum 26

Anyone else think the lady in red looks like Dora the Explorer?

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DataWog 30

When the image was thumbnailed at the top of the screen I thought she looked an awful lot like Nemo, but I didn't get Dora off her....

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jkjorn 15

well then, all she has to do is say "Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!" and the problem's solved.

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Haha_no_123 11

Just fire her. Your an idiot, no offense of course. But as long as you keep her around, soon the vaccuum will start eating your clothes, then shoes, then you somehow

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TheLadyOpal 30

After reading the comic I thought the FML was going to be from the cleaning lady's point of view. LOL.

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