Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from...

By lauren - 08/07/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 8 July 2010 12:23

One of the reasons I never let anybody clean my room, not even my boys. In fact...not even I clean my own room!

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 8 July 2010 11:59

I hope you plan on pressing charges and getting her fired...fyl

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hateevryone 14

Monday 6 February 2012 22:25

fire her ass & press charges

jasef 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:25

You seriously need to fire that cleaning lady. But if she was telling the truth. That vacuum cleaner is the most awesome vacuum cleaner ever.

Killer_fel 15

Thursday 16 February 2012 1:54

Yeah, that happened to me too.

WhoaItsKiernan 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:14

That's when you say "Yeah, and the vacume will keep eating your paycheck until my stuff is returned."

jokercard2010 0

Monday 27 February 2012 6:15

Haha you must live in Mexico

Dy_Crow 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 21:02

That vacume must have great taste in food! btw, that's some awesome drawing!! Can you teach me? o.o

rcbarnes 24

Friday 2 March 2012 14:48

Not following the illustration...

H_Brazell09 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 10:05

can we say "you're fired"?

iLoveFamilyGuy 7

Thursday 26 April 2012 22:00

This gave me a good laugh, and I really laughed at the last panel "What do you mean breakfast is cancelled?" haha good illustrated FML.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 1:12

Family guy maid. Damn Mexicans...

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